A Dad Walks into a Bar…
Dad • joke (dad′ johk) noun informal 1. A lame, embarrassing or unfunny joke told by someone’s father. – Glosbe 2. Not very funny joke told by an older man.- MacMillan Dictionary 3. When your dad makes extremely corny jokes that are not funny to you, but your friends seem to find them amusing and quite funny. – Urban Dictionary
We may not all agree on the precise definition of “dad joke,” but we know one when we hear it. In honor of Father’s Day, we scoured the web for the most terrible dad jokes we love to hate.
[Warning to dads: By the end of this post, you could be dancing badly and wearing socks with sandals.]
Best of the Worst
“My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down.”
“I used to play piano by ear. Now I use my hands.”
“Did you hear about the cartoonist found dead at his home? Details are sketchy.”
“I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know…”
“I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, ‘Never mind.’”
“People say they pick their nose, but I feel like I was just born with mine.”
“I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.”
“Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other, ‘Does this taste funny to you?’”
“I’m reading a book about anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!”
“Last night, my wife and I watched two DVDs back to back. Luckily, I was the one facing the TV.”
Resistance Is Futile
If you’re relatively new to the fatherhood role, help is at hand! The following video illustrates the five stages of becoming a “Basic Dad”:
Whether you’re a Basic Dad, a Dude Dad,
or anything in between…
Happy Father’s Day
from AG Law!
Sources:
The Blog Fodder
PhotoGabble
American Studies
Thy Quotes
DadJoke.org